Don't Fall In Love With Me
Bro da pesan, kita member-member kamcing jer.
Bro da pesan like "Oi, don't fall love with me".
Eh, bley plak virtual-stalk aku ye.
Isn't this stalking activities are done by secret lovers or admirers je?
I'm so tall-fat-annoying; how come u decided to stalk me?
*AM LOOKING AT YOU*
Girl, got something to confess ke?
"Heyyyy, I found your blog."
Erm.
Excuse me?
Crap, now I have to update this blog and dedicated this post to you.
Why this blog existed and crap.
Years ago, I was an inspiring writer, dedicating my time posting online stuff, envisioning myself to write my own cookbooks in the future. This is like, back in 2010 and 2011, I was doing my diploma when this blog existed and the longer I studied, I loses my shit even more and this blog eventually become the last priority. Girl, not even in my priority list. Deep in the center-of-the-earth-deep.
Anyways, back then I was like, thinking to let the time do its part. Lets just keep the blog around, post once in a while, and maybe in the "FUTURE", it would be useful for me. I didn't post. I completely forgot about it existence and what it reminded me about my "writing" future.
Hi. "FUTURE" here. 2018.
NEWS! I ain't a writer. I ain't even writing my dissertation properly let alone to write oh-so-creatively and so funny, and so inspiring sh*t in this blog. You know why, cause first, this life ain't easy. Life is challenging, it runs me over like a train and I got squished and flattened and somehow, I inflate back, barely living to the fullest today, but I ain't losing hope. Second, I'm just lazy to update.
So, the post inside this blog are from my boy-phase where I ain't ashamed of anything, where my English are broken here and there (still lah in this moment aiyo), and selfish and syok sendiri and aiyo malu siak sendiri baca balik.
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I am a man now. And my inner child is screaming like "CLOSE THIS BLOG ONCE AND FOREVER" but manly side of my manliness were like, "Leave it". Why? I don't know. So I guess this blog is gonna stay for a while.
AND YOU DOWN HERE:
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